Bailey.

I speak to far too many people who are ignorant in the ways of Bill Bailey.
This is a travesty of culture and I cannot abide it. Baileology only requires a short period of study, the core texts being Cosmic Jam (1995), Bewilderness (2001), Part Troll (2004) and Tinselworm (2008). They are also available together in The Inevitable Boxset of 2009.
Key points to note:

• He has a beard named Lionel.
  
• He is an honorary member of the Society of Crematorium Organists.
  
• He did all his own piano stuntwork for that episode of Black Books.
  
• He is taller, thinner and more bendy than you might expect.

So, for those of you who know it not, here is a magnificent love song you are sure to enjoy.